Just a guy stumbling through this crazy life

Puppet Master of Feels™ - Idea Bouncy-Castle of Awesome™

Occupation: College Student

Syntactic sugar causes cancer of the semicolons.

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I like booty, white fur, and fucking bitches. Not white fur bitches, cause those don't exist. And don't insinuate they do, or I'll kill you.

Luke 6: 27-28 "But I say to you who hear; Love your enemies, do good to those who hate you, bless those who curse you, and pray for those who spitefully use you."

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

A questionable person who does questionable things

This is my contribution to all the witty and unique descriptions that everyone aside from me seemingly has on this damned site. You're welcome.

Magnum the Critic. I don't actually critque anything

I enjoy memes and hating myself to the point where people in my vicinity get concerned.

My profile will destroy lesser internet connections.

I travel space and time, searching for perfection, for safety, and for purpose. I may never find it, and I may get lost, but the important part is the journey, not the destination. Enjoy it or remiss.

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?

8000 soldiers!

A tired dude.

I don't even English at all.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

Prowling with preposterous pretentiousness we permit petting of precious ponies

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

"You think you know me..."

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

I am a lover of (pony) fiction, games, art, sugar, spice and everything nice. I also enjoy talking to people, so if you have something to say, let me hear it!