Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....
"Fine. I'll do it myself." -Horndog (the recently revived fetish-powered zombie resurected by the power of the mighty Model M), having run out of porn containing his specific fetishes.
"Cathredral bells struck by lightning, and in the clamour, hear their name." — Aragon
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