Pinkie's sisters have been renamed.

Inkie Pie has become Marble Pie, and Blinkie has become Marble Pie.

Oh, and guess what? Their parents have been renamed Igneous Rock and Cloudy Quartz!

*gasp*

I really liked that the Pie family was named after the ghosts from the Pac-Man games. I did.

Sad.

"Nightmare Night!
What a fright!
Give us something sweet to bite!"

Anyhoof, I've been working on some stuff for My Little Pirates, but you're all tired of hearing about something that I haven't posted yet, so I'll just say that updates for Raggedy Adventures and Origins of a Narrator aren't likely to come soon. Sad, but at least you can drown your sorrows in chocolate.

Mmm... chocolate.

Now, to quote Al Gore's head, "PEACE OUT, Y'ALL!"

I've decided to start writing again, and I'm WAY behind. I've completed outlines for Ch. 4 of Raggedy Adventures, Ch. 3 of Origins of a Narrator, and Prologue Parts 1 & 2 of My Little Pirates.

What, you may ask, is the problem?

Simple, dear reader: I don't have time to write them. I want to, but I don't quite have time. I'll make the time, probably.

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'Tis with a heavy heart that I inform y'all that I shall be taking a... somewhat extended leave of absence. I wish you all the best couple of months.

Until next we speak, AWEIGH, baby.

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I found this today on Doctor Perseus's blog:
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OMIGOSHOMYGOSHOMYGOSH SO GREAT!!

Oh, and I've taken to editing a story for my friend Raybony. You may have heard of it, it's called The Captain of Mining.

So, yeah. Oh, and I'm, like, 1/9 of the way through with the prequel to My Little Pirates: Nakama are Magic.

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Okay, I'm pretty sure none of you will understand what I mean by that, but that's what I realized recently.

One Piece is the greatest anime ever, and it's among the best manga, too.

It's so great, in fact, that I'm writing a crossover fic with it.

Writing for My Little Pirates: Nakama are Magic goes into full swing soon.

Now, I changed the names of the characters so it'd work better in the ponyverse, and I made a few changes.

The Straw Hat Pirates now are now:

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I'm thinking of writing a One Piece fic. You know with "Pony D. Luffy" and whatnot?

I'm still undecided, but if I make it, there's gonna be TONS of world-building to do. I mean, ponified One Piece is something many have tried, but it's rare to get it right. Adapting One Piece for Equestria would be just... magnificent. You know, because of the many, many, many things in the One Piece universe that simply couldn't work in MLP.

For example:

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Yes, I'm well aware that I didn't spell that right. Anyway, all three of my computers have been confiscated. I will be on rarely, and for brief periods over the next month. Just giving you guys a heads-up. Of course, this means that my stories will face even MORE delays, so I'm sorry about that.

I've noticed a bunch of people talking about Equestria Girls this week, so I thought I'd weigh in.

Ready? Here goes:

You know what Equestria Girls is? Canon humanization. The only thing that I've ever complained about is the skin color thing, but they did that so nobody'd freak out about race. For example: if Human Twilight was Caucasian, people'd complain. If Human Twilight was "African-American" (not a term that I've ever liked, by the way), people'd complain.

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It's a shock, I know. I updated Almost Normal this morning.

*over-the-top celebration montage*

With that information out of the way, here's the link (to chapter one, so you can catch up):

ALMOST NORMAL LINK!!

It's shorter than I expected, but I'm just so tired of writing it. YAY!!