Verily, vanity.

That sunny dome! those caves of ice! And all who heard should see them there, And all should cry, Beware! Beware!

Boop boop and that's the scoop.

time is a crime

Hey there, I'm not really a horse. But you'd have no clue looking at this profile.

Death of conversation

Moose lips sink ships!

the wankstain formerly known as Chromosome

Turning "The End of Ponies" into an audiobook since 2013.

The Tumblr for Passports Won't Cover Universe Jumping

Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

Stories about ponies are stories about people.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Aka Dr Massey, Paradox, Tiff the Cliff, Cannon Ninja. Rule Britannia!

Holy shit I keep forgetting this place is even a thing. I should probably do some stuff on here...

space is a waste

Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

Saddlesoap Opera is a Canadian Brony who loves to write and read fiction of nearly all kinds.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Hope you laughed or learned something.

Writer of stories!

I'll think of something to say here someday.