There's not much I am able to say in this short bio, but I will say despite the fact that we may not know each other or have ever met before, if you ever need a friend I will always be there for you.
A long shlong time ago in a phallacy, far far away, you freaking nerds made me type out this bio to enter your goofy website.
I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.
Like a dragon, most of my time is spent hibernating, then pure terror. Also horse words.