What would you do if you woke up one day to find the universe had changed around you? If while you had slept, cosmic forces had shifted, and the whole world had turned into something you barely recognised? Something sinister, and creepy, and really, really dumb.

Gilda doesn't know the answer to that question. Neither does Trixie. Discord has an idea, but he needs their help.

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Expect it up around 5pm EST.

It's more likely than you think!

Also note that this is the first APPARENTLY SECOND time I have ever been featured for a non-porn story. Go me!

And go read, if you haven't already:

A Brief Glance At The Papers On Princess Luna's Desk.

I've got a new story, and for once in a very long time it's not smut! In fact, it's E-rated! Who knew I was capable of such things?

The story is exactly what it sounds like--a brief glance at the various things scattered over a certain blue alicorn's desk. It's got spies, old poetry, pony science, letters, footnotes, and crimes against commas.

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Cuckoo Wasp is in the feature box! Thanks, guys!

Got a dark, disturbing f/f clopfic for you guys, a tale of kidnapping, betrayal and heartbreak with an unusual villain. With content warnings for sexual assault and sadism, I present Cuckoo Wasp.

Commission a long time in the works for Technophile34, and I want to give them special thanks for supporting my work and for being patient with my ludicrous delays.

Hope you guys all love it!

Scarlet (my bae) and I have been collaborating on stories for about three years now, and we've settled into a utilitarian pattern: I spray out every dumb idea that comes into my head and slam words out onto the page with my face, and she uses things like 'creativity' and 'analysis' and 'understanding how fiction works' to prune the mess into something Better, which I then re-face-slam onto more pages, until we end up with a satisfactory story.

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Yup, standard kitchen egg timer. Turns out a mixture of a physical timer and ADHD meds works well for me. Broke my writing speed today. 2k words in 90 minutes.

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My name is Gilda. A lot of people say to me “Where the hell did you come from?” and that really itches my gizzard because I’m from a little town called Griffonstone which firstly sucks and secondly doesn’t exist right now because of the big glitch, so I don’t want to talk about it. It’s the ponies fault, but good look getting those shiftless pastel weasels to do a damn thing about it.

...I’m getting sidetracked.

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5pm: Oh wowie, just popped my first pill, I wonder how this will go?

5.30pm: Okay I'm super excited and I can't tell between any possible symptoms and just how excited I am.

6.00pm: My thoughts are still clear despite being up for nearly twelve hours now!

7.00-12.00: I'm not even tired, and I'm still getting writing done despite having a million tabs open!

2.00am: Okay, super sleepy now. This was awesome!

8.00am: This Is A Tension Headache From Satan Herself

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