Ever feel so bored you just wish you could just go on an adventure to far away lands? meet new people, find new friends? Well whatever you do, don't go to equestria.
'But random narrator why?'
Because I did and I got turned into a robot, which is not as awesome as sounds, and to get there you need to be punched in the face. So here I am in a land full of technicolor ponies wanting nothing more than a cold beer and a certain body part that a normal robot has no need for.
welcome to my life, its like hell, but with ponies.
cover art belongs to Vermin-star on deviant art. the protagonist is a steampunk style robot. chessgame of the gods universe