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Von Snootingham


The Chief Defender of International War Crimes at the World Court in The Hague. He also trains egrets & flies an ornithopter. He currently lives in a van down by the river & is personally unpleasant.

Jul
22nd
2018

Anyone at Trotcon? · 12:04am Jul 22nd, 2018

I am. Let me know and I can say hi.

Also, I've been prepping some chapters of Good Griff to bomb (Steven Unoverse style) and if anyone were interested in editing (I haven't heard from my previous editor, PingSquirrel in a forever) let me know.

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Jan
2nd
2018

New Year. Resolution. · 12:37am Jan 2nd, 2018

TL;DR: Finishing GG this year.

Long form:
My god, I haven't posted a blog in a year and a half. I posted that place holder chapter for Good Griff and never actually posted a real chapter. I've really left you guys hanging. (That's kind of a joke there, but for reasons I'm not going to get into.) For that, I'm sorry.

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Aug
27th
2016

Dungeons and Discords and Ogres and Oubliettes, oh my! · 4:56pm Aug 27th, 2016

I liked the new episode, but I felt like it was a mixed bag. On the one hand, I love the concept of a D&D episode, but I felt like it was poorly executed. The episode felt like it was 2/3 setup. By the time they actually got to the point and Discord put them in the game, I looked at my clock, and it was already 22 minutes into the episode. And then they went to another commercial break. Then they had to pack the fun part, the conflict, and the moral into about five minutes, and then a minute

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Feb
12th
2016

PoNYcon NYC! · 5:59am Feb 12th, 2016

Anyone going to be at Ponycon NYC this weekend? I am! I'm helping a friend run his table, so I'll be in one spot most of the time, where you can find me, corner me, and, uh... I don't know. Whatever it is people do. So come on down to My Little Ties in the first floor vendor hall if you want to say hi and shake tentacles. (Note: shaking tentacles highly discouraged as you risk your hand getting preeegnant https://youtu.be/st8-EY71K84?t=4m2s )

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Nov
29th
2015

Season 5 Finale · 3:54am Nov 29th, 2015

Okay, this might get a bit ranty, so bear with me.

I wanted to like this episode. I knew going into it that it was going to be about time travel. I was psyched. My three favorite story hooks are:
1) Time travel
2) Alternate dimensions
3) "What is real?", the nature of reality vs unreality, the truth of perception, dreams vs waking, etc.

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Aug
6th
2015

Bronycon, yo! · 11:21am Aug 6th, 2015

I'm at Bronycon all this weekend, so if you're there too, say hi! I'll be cosplaying as Steven Universe (Steven Unicorn?) on Friday and as Gilda on Saturday, so if you see a weirdo like that, feel free to stop me and give me money!:pinkiehappy:

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Jul
17th
2015

Greetings From Trotcon! · 1:04pm Jul 17th, 2015

Hey you lovely, lovely people who for some reason are still watching me! Hello from Columbus, Ohio! I've been here all week because I'm potentially going to be moving here and now it's time for Trotcon! (And I don't have a smart phone and this is my first chanced I've had to use a computer. Internet withdrawal is painful.) So on the off chance you happen to be here too and if you happen to see little ol' me (I guess just from my name tag? It's not like you'd recognize me.), say hi!

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May
23rd
2015

The Lost Treasure of Griffonstone · 6:03pm May 23rd, 2015

First off, have you seen the new episode? If not, SPOILER ALERT.

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Okay, spoiler people gone?

Oh my god, you guys! Holy shit, AHHHHHHHHHHH!

:pinkiegasp:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!:pinkiegasp::rainbowkiss::yay::pinkiecrazy:

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Jul
29th
2014

Bronycon, hoooo! · 12:14am Jul 29th, 2014

So I'm going to be at Bronycon. Anyone else going to be there? I might be up for meeting some folk.

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Jul
2nd
2014

Have Smut, Will Travel · 3:55pm Jul 2nd, 2014

Hey, so I just wrote a story. It's pretty funny, if I do say so myself. You can go read it RIGHT HERE! Though I'm not exactly sure why I'm making a blog post about it, since the people who will see this blog post are my watchers, who will have already been notified about me posting the story. Soooo... yeah, whatevs.

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