Gonna try this whole writing thing again.

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste.

Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.

Unicorn-riding Space Pirate

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Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.

Writer, reader.

Just some guy, riding out his time.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.