AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

"Author, calm down!"

I CAN'T BE CALM! I CAN'T BREATHE EITHER!

"If you don't calm down you're going to pass out."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*Thud*

"I told you so."

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Holy crap! Are you guys seeing what I'm seeing!?

"It's a 'lil hard not ta, sugercube."

"Ohmygosh, ohmygosh, ohmygosh! This is so awesome!"

"This is almost better than muffins!"

Hey, you! Yes, you! All of you who are reading this, quickly, go check this out! It's the story I posted and people actually like it.

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Hey there everyone!

"Hello Author!"

No not you Derpy, I'm talking to them.

"Oh. OK."

It's alright.

Well anyways, I have great news!

"Ooh, what is it? Is it a party!? I hope it is!"

GAH! Pinkie! How many times have I told you not to sneak up on my like that!?

"397."

Oh, um..... that's right actually.

Anyways like I was saying--

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I'm going to keep this one short, because I'm really not up to one of the long-winded tirades I usually do.

"Author, are you sure you're alright?"

*Sigh* Yes Derpy, I'll be fine.

Anyways, I'm going to get straight to the point.
I'm sorry for the lack of activity and updates recently. I've just been rather busy lately. Don't worry though, everything should be under control now.

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"Hello? This thing on? Dang new-fangled laptop, how do ya... is that... maybe if Ah..."

*Crash* *Thud*

"Dag-nabit!"

"Applejack? What was that noise? And why are you in here?"

"Oh, howdy there Twi, Ah was just tryin' ta figure out how ta work this here laptop."

"Author's laptop? Why?"

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*Flying tackle hug*

Oof!

"Author!"

"Well hello darling."

"Its been too long sugarcub!"

"Welcome back, dude!"

*Meep!*

"Ohmygoshyou'reback,wesholdtotallythrowapartyandinviteeveryoneand-"

"I'll admit, even I was starting to miss you."

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It has begun! The moon is full and the stars have aligned, soon Venus shall line up with Mercury and the sun shall at last set on this oppressive age of bitter anguish. And thus shall rise a new era, one of untold--

"Oh, get on with it darling. You're starting to scare Fluttershy and bore everypony else."

*sigh* Wow, Rarity. Way to rob my thunder. I was rather enjoying my little rant.

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"--epleasepleaseplease..."

"Pinkie! Enough! Why are you two on that anyways? I don't think Author would appreciate you messing around on his laptop while he's out getting you baked goods."

"Oh, lighten up Twi. It's his fault for leaving it out in the open."

"Um, actually Rainbow, I, um, think Twilight's right. So, uh, maybe you should get off, that is if you want to..., *meep*."

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Hello, greetings, salutations, welcome, blah blah blah, etc. etc.

Alright, I'll keep this one short, 'cause I'm kinda on a schedule here. I'm just writing to anyone who might be listening know that--

"Author! Hurry up, let's go already!"

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Greetings, once again! Welcome back my most likely imaginary audience! How have you been?

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