First Chapter Intro · 9:48pm Apr 18th, 2012
“Son of a bitch” I cursed, looking at the Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3 screen. Once again I had the pleasure of being the humiliating final kill. I had been caught napping while sniping and of course I didn’t notice my good friend Tyler getting a “lead enema moment” AKA “Bullets up ze anus”.
“Nice one” Mike joked, acknowledging the soldier tea-bagging my oblivious character from behind before throwing knifing my guy; The small child screaming into his mic in an ecstatic voice.