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PhoenixHorseGuy


I commit tax fraud.

Aug
20th
2023

Fireside Chat #3: The Crystal Human Chapter Four · 6:41pm Aug 20th, 2023

(If you wish to read the previous Fireside Chat, you can read it here)


Hello everyone, and welcome to the third fireside chat, a series of blog posts where I talk about various bits and bobs related to my story “The Crystal Human” (and potentially other stories as well, if I ever do decide to write anything else.) This will include spoilers, so make sure to read the chapter first.

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Aug
20th
2023

Chapter Four Update · 12:16am Aug 20th, 2023

So you know how I said yesterday that Chapter Four was a little ways off?

Yeah, so turns out that was a lie.

I plan on releasing it tomorrow afternoon after work. For now, have a title drop.



We're gonna be getting that Jackson Brunner lore soon boys.

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Aug
18th
2023

Chapter Four Early Draft Snippet · 2:14pm Aug 18th, 2023

Chapter Four most likely won't be out for a little while yet, but that doesn't mean that I can't give you guys a small taste of it.

I would also like your thoughts on how I wrote Cadence in this. I wanted to show her when not putting up the front of "Princess of Equestria."

We also get to see a more playful side of Jackson here. I tried to do that with his interactions with Luna in Chapter Three, but I feel like he came off as more of a snarky smartass there.

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Aug
17th
2023

100 Likes · 8:52pm Aug 17th, 2023

A hundred likes baby!

Lets fucking gooooooo

Thanks for the support on "The Crystal Human". I know I've said it multiple times already, but I honestly wasn't expecting this to take off so much.

Thanks again,
-Phoenix

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Aug
17th
2023

Fireside Chat #2: The Crystal Human Chapter Three · 6:29pm Aug 17th, 2023

(If you want to read the previous Fireside Chat, you can find a link here)


Hello and welcome to the second fireside chat! Today, we will be discussing Chapter Three of "The Crystal Human". As usual, I will be talking about various things that you may or may not have noticed. This will include spoilers, so make sure to read the chapter first.

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Aug
17th
2023

Chapter Three Finished · 1:29pm Aug 17th, 2023

Just gotta do some editing, and then I'll upload it at some point later today. Thank God I already had number three halfway finished when I posted the other two, right?

I'll also be starting work on Chapter Four soon. For now, though, have some Chapter Title teasers (four is subject to change)

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Aug
16th
2023

Number One on the featured list now · 10:13pm Aug 16th, 2023


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What.



The.



FUCK!?!?!




I appreciate the support you guys are giving me, but I honestly wasn't expecting this.

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Aug
16th
2023

Fireside Chat #1: The Crystal Human Chapters One and Two · 9:06pm Aug 16th, 2023

Stealing FDR's bit cause I feel like it.


Hello everyone, and welcome to the post-chapter release blog post! I'll be doing this after every chapter to explain little things, clear up some confusion on other things, and maybe eat a watermelon while I type these up. Without further ado, let's talk about the shitty MLP fanfiction written by your favorite tax evader. (Hey, that's me!)

Chapter One: Scrapped Ideas, Early Drafts, and Placeholder Names

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Aug
16th
2023

First Story Is Up · 4:11pm Aug 16th, 2023

I honestly thought that it would take longer to be approved, but hey. I'm not complaining.

Full disclaimer: I am not good at writing. Don't go into this thinking it'll be the next great HiE story, cause it's not. It's just the poorly written, mostly thought out beforehand ramblings of a new writer.

Also, regarding the "first draft" comment in the authors note of the second chapter, it's not actually the first draft. It's more like the fifth. I just wanted to make that joke.

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