It's not ponies, but I'm still damn proud of it

There's some strong language and a little bit of violence but it's certainly not gory or anything.

After years of knowing what a terrible, creepy story this is that so many people didn't understand was creepy as all get out, It finally happened!

There's also all those other entries, I guess. But that's definitely the one I'm the most pleased with.

In the event anyone cares, I wrote an article for Cracked that included some offensive material a few months ago. Lately I felt bad enough about it that I decided to post an apology in the byline for my latest article for the site.

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Turns out I didn't enjoy writing the one piece of clop I finished (I think it shows) so back to low-traffic, PG-13-at-worst silliness for me.

Having just read this (NSFW?) I'm inspired to take sexual stories in nonsensical directions because clearly you guys like the weirdness. I guess I already kind of tried that once before, but that was just dipping a toe compared to what I have in mind.

I just had the worst idea in fanfic history. I'll have it up in the next few days and I couldn't be more excited about it.

Man, I love this show.
http://media.gunaxin.com/four-real-stories-breaking-bad-coming-true/146105

By the way, I was thinking about writing a MLP pastiche of it. I know at least other guy has done it, but- oh, buck it, I'll do it just to please myself.

This is best thing I've ever had my name put to and probably will remain the best for a long time. I think I'm going to write a fanfic in the spirit of this some time this week.