I don't mean to be rude, friend, but if you take one more diddly darn step right there, I'm gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck. And wowza, wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh?

Just a guy from Australia who likes to write when he's bored, updates are rare but I usually deliver good work.

Every end is a new beginning. or it could just be the end.

Fluffy little bean!

And now it's time for one last bow, like all your other selves. Eleven's hour is over now. The clock is striking twelve's.

I'm the creator and lead developer of Fimfiction

I don't write, so much as I perform acts of high-wire fiction without a net. Come watch me fall! I believe in narrative coincidence, the transcendent power of hopeful creativity, and the Oxford Comma.