ASSEMBERS, AVENGLE!
ROLL CALL!
CUMANDER, YOU CUMANDING DICKWAD! (D-D-D-D-DICKWAAAD!~)
XiF, THE TRUE DEUS EX MACHINA (DAMNIT XIF)(SCREW THAT)
GOLDENEAGLE, YOU FAGGOT! (Truer things have rarely been spoken.)
IGGY, YOU CRAZY BASTARD! (die plz omg ←- Lol nope)
JERRY “THE ASS WAS FAT” SEINFELD, YOU NIGGER! (watamalon) (Don’t diss the watamalon.)
Using the Holy Power of the Triforces, the Lord bestowed upon these si- um, five writers “Ultimate Writing Skills”. But due to excessive movement (I blame The Commander, personally) the Skills did not work out the way they were supposed to, and now the writers have reached a new level of crazy...
This is their story, and this is limbo. Welcome to the School For New Writers.

“Rising Weather Hallelujah” plays.

Because FiMFiction thinks we already have the maximum number of blog modules, this nifty little custom box will serve for us.