"I am the Aloof Hermit, the Lord of the Empty Seat. I am the Alpha and the Omega"

I do be writing. You do be reading

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Writer of kinky horse words, and less kinky comments that can be longer than some entire fics.

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing." - Georges Danton

We'll write or draw anything for you. Even wholesome, consensual cuddle-sex. If we have to.

I write a variety of stories in different styles.My Patreon Page

an amazing balance between feelings and emotions and incredibly hot M-scenes

Arcane Pseudonazi Bugmoose / Changelings are better

Channeling insanity into entertaining tales since 2015-01-19.

Hi.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

Having fun by taking silly cartoon ponies way too seriously.

Patreon | Commission Info

I am never serious.

Cynically Pretentious Hedonistic Nihilist...and those are my nicer qualities!

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

This is an alt account for posting smut but all I will say is that I am a carbon based intelligent organism of earthly origin, made mostly of water.

Pithy Statement

Software Developer and amateur writer.

I write in my spare time, as a hobby and I would appriciate some feedback on any stories I write here on fimfiction.

Bringing personal and commission horse words to you over a cup of steaming Earl Gray! I write in many genres, for all audiences. Check my library bookshelves for convenient sorting of my stories.

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

I write things. Feel free to commision a porn or non-porn thing for $0.01 a word. Price is per chapter.

I am always online, even when I am not.

very good at writing very bad things

Long time purveyor of fanfiction porn

Being against evil doesn't make you good.

I don't have anything too interesting to put here. I write sometimes, I do roleplay, and I'm overall rather boring.

Now with a Patreon! Also at: Hidden Library, FanFiction.net.

Raging inhibitionist.

By windward strides and holy ghosts, what rests beside the barren coasts?

Just a veteran writing love stories for fun. If you want help or just to chat, hit me up, I always love to meet new people.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.