My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)

A guy that used to have a lot of time on his hands, but not too much anymore.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.

Hey guys! I write sadfics and sadfic accessories! Oh, and I also do comedy things. Yeah. Feel free to check out my stuff! And I hope you enjoy whichever story of mine you happen to be on! ^^