My primary function is failure.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb

Pinkie Pie is best pony. (Though all my fics are about Spike and Rarity.)

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

Moose lips sink ships!

A jack-of-all-trades content producer who loves long action/adventure epics. I write a webcomic called Friendship is Dragons: http://friendshipisdragons.com/

Only mostly dead.

I... Am... Guy that doesn't have enough time to write anymore... For now.

I like ponies.