I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

I am the Knackerman. Most of my writing deals with horror, suspense, and tragedy. And yes, there will be gore.

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

I have a lot of friends and I make a lot of money, my rhymes are so sweet 'cuz I dip 'em in honey.

I used to write stories but don't anymore. Ha Ha! Permanent hiatus.

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

haha rainbow machine go brrr

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Too much to write; too little time

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

This is fiction. But it is based...

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

Two facts according to the internet. 1. Your mother is the largest object in the known universe. 2. Despite fact 1, everyone still slept with her for some reason.