Just trying to be better.

I just headbutt the keyboard till my ideas spill out into writing. Sometimes it works.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Pithy Statement

I like women

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Love to write original stories; along with possible crossovers from well known series.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Hug your nearest alicorn.

A Plague Rat

I'm a science-fiction and fantasy buff, creator of the Chakat Universe, and now dabbling in the MLP:FiM universe. I love a good story!

Are you a Rebel?

Forget not that I am a derp.

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

A 30-something freak whose life is dedicated to their writing.

🖤 i eat children 🖤

Just a guy writing fanfics. I also draw and make music, which I try to include in my stories as well. They/them.

Welcome back to the cum zone

Hello, Leon Davies here, also known as TheLeondude or just Leondude. Animator, voice actor, writer, autistic British egomaniac, Dark Lord of the Sith etc.

Everything I do is mediocre. Anything good that I do, I do on accident.

High-Tier Mediocrity | Commissions Open

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

"You think you know me..."

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Artsy Fartsy!!! Find me on youtube and DA @MCShelster

Commissions are open, feel free to DM. Also maybe donate to my Ko-Fi https://ko-fi.com/thewraithwriter

"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky

Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to operate a helicopter.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

A man with a love of history, ponies, and stories about said ponies. No commissions please, I wrote solely for fun.

"Anything described can be described s'more." -the Lolly Family

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

What a beautiful Sunset.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Why do I write? Because it's fun! :D

"You're so vanilla!" "You're like the Fairy Bread of Australia!" Anonpencil - 2019

~ 'Strength Beats Strength'. Is your opponent strong? No matter! Simply overcome their strength with even more strength, and they'll soon be defeated.~ - Zote's Precept Five

I am the Myth, both mysterious and unique....

My stories tend to focus on emotional drama, especially family drama--and much feels, to boot. Buy me a Ko-Fi! ko-fi.com/brokenimage321

Just a nice, polite Canadian.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

"Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope, the death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender." G'Kar - Babylon 5

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

Aspiring writer, self-proclaimed hardcore gamer, adept of human psychology. Does not consider excessive pride for a vice.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.