I still spoopy.

Looking back on my bio, I realized it sucked so I changed it again.
That's it.

I AM WRITING A FANFICTION THAT ACTUALLY DOESN'T SUCK BIG OL' HORSE FECES SO FAR.

SADLY, IT IS NOT MY LITTLE PONY. THIS WILL BE MY FIRST NON-MLP FANFICTION.

What is it on you may ask? Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain.

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I spent 20 minutes terrified my account had been mysteriously deleted since I tried to sign-in it said "User Does Not Exist".

I had forgotten I added SP00KY.

Thumbs up to me.

So I'm doing this pantomime show. I need some classical music that fits running around trying to pick up chicks in cheesy ways. The song cannot have any words, and, just to be safe, I would prefer if there were no vocal noises at all.

How come whenever I'm in a public place, the featured story on the home screen is always the one that looks most like porn?
Am I the only one that happens to?

So I was gone for a while.
So that's fun.
I normally stay off of Fanfiction over the summer so it will last me through the school year.
What'd I miss? Are any of you pregnent? *Stares at LightOfTriumph*

I finally made my bio the tiniest bit clever. So I've got that going for me.

Before this story, I would like to make sure you guys know I am weak, kinda short, and know nothing about athleticism. So I was talking a walk in the park, and saw a bunch of people playing Red Rover. (A game where two people grab each others arms, and someone of their choosing from the other team rams into them in an effort to make them let go.) As I was walking past, I noticed one of my friends and he PICKED ME TO RAM HIS TEAM. Two people who were, as I later found out, football players. They

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So... I don't understand the friendzone. From this point in the blog inward, keep in mind I know nothing, and am not making a point (I think).
Before now (And now, I guess) I thought of the friendzone as when you ask a friend out and they say they "just want to be friends" (and mean it, I guess). But, if that's it, like I suspect, than why all of the woman's rights stuff going on around it?

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