Your Alcoholism Made Manifest

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Smile, even when you're breaking up inside

How is a raven like a writing desk? Poe wrote on both.

Quick brain! We need to come up with something to put in this short bio box! Any ideas? No? Well... how about now? Auuuugh! That's it? A Charlie Brown scream? Oh come on! You can do better than that!-

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

I'm a mixed basket. Check me out!

Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm good at writing.

'It's not about if you win or lose. Sometimes it's about how many pages you add to the rulebook.'

College student working on improving his shtick.

A guy who did pony stuff at one point.

[center]I have no idea what I'm doing.[/center]

My name is Cain, a person who loves writing and rping. Am also a writer on Furaffinity http://www.furaffinity.net/user/rainbowsparkle91/, come check me out!

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

Guy who loves reading and dragons."Just Another Average Tuesday" is my first attempt at writing any kind of story, so feedback is appreciated. Also loves video games.

Does he even write stories anymore? Geez, what a flufflenugget.

Hi, my name is Chris. I love the MLP universe, and I just wanted to share my ideas and read some new ones. Thanks!