Gaze within the Holocron and see what stories it has to tell.

I do be writing. You do be reading

Oooga Boooga!

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Welcome back to the cum zone

"I am the Aloof Hermit, the Lord of the Empty Seat. I am the Alpha and the Omega"

"...what did I just even read." - Wintermist || "Pour la beauté du geste" || ooo || π

Not checking in here. I may post stories because my patrons are nice and like ponies. Otherwise out of the fandom, sorry peeps.

Remember. We're the good guys | The Death Writer | Ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/lewdchapter

Walk, don't run. Unless you're late for the bus.

Hi, name's XenoPony. I'm an avid pony writer and fan fiction author with a wide range of stories.

Just a dude who writes mainly clop with some action and some GrimDark on the side. Also, If you don’t like futa, you may have a bad time here :P ;)

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

"A cheeky idiot tweedling around the moors." ~ Aragon || Avatar by Aragon and Mousse

"Do it with love, do it with passion and never dream small!” - Author, Designer & Creator - Patreon/Ko-Fi

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Are you not entertained?

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

No.

Prithee and well met, thou tempestuous witch of storms, to alight so delicately upon the jet streams of the cerulean sky. Welcome to Spirit Airlines.

Lipstick on her reefer, waiting... for a match...

A real lady killer.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I write weird shit. That's really it.

I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

Writing GLORIOUS trash. Nothing more or less.

This is fiction. But it is based...

Another one bites the dust.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

loves tiaras.

Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Living with LUS.

Only mostly dead.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

okay now kiss!

Writer and Project Lead for Then the Shadows Whisper, FiM Fiction Enthusiast and Reviewer, Lover of Ponies

I've come a looong way from awkwardly smashing two plastic pony toys together whilst making kissy-kissy noises... Haven't I?

Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.