I am so omniscient that if there were to be two omnisciences, I would be both.
An Australian duder that has been deprived of his ponies since the end of season 2
Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.