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97xxfastbike


I am not a writer, I am someone who writes. Her name is Derpy Hooves. Han shot first. Applejack is best pony, but Rarity has some of the best lines. I do ride motorcycles. Keep the shiny side up!

Aug
12th
2014

When do you up-vote? · 2:38am Aug 12th, 2014

How do you decide that a story is worth your up-vote or down-vote?
What criteria do you use?
Does it have to be perfectly edited, colorfully written, and have an engaging storyline before it is worthy of your thumbs-up?
Do you have to believe that the material could be published before you turn up a friendly card?

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Jul
26th
2014

The Abduction of Luna: Update! · 10:50pm Jul 26th, 2014

New chapter has been sent to TheGreatEater for pre-reading. I'm ready to publish, but I will be patient. This chapter: "Cold and Afraid" focuses on Millstone and his background/motivation. It was a bit difficult for me, as the story Millstone tells is familiar to me. As such, I think I kept losing touch with the characters. I wrote, got stuck, erased, got stuck, wrote, got stuck, rewrote and finally got my breakthrough.

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Jul
10th
2014

What do you look like? · 6:18pm Jul 10th, 2014

A little glimpse at my method...
Okay... I want to write a story involving Princess Luna getting kidnapped...
Obviously I need a kidnapper. It should be somepony unassuming, somepony on the inside.
A mare. Yes, definitely a mare and a servant.
Great! Yeah, I think this will work. Now to think of a name!
What the hell should I call her?

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Jul
3rd
2014

New Story Pending... · 11:33pm Jul 3rd, 2014

It is a non-shipping Alicorn Applejack and Rarity story that I have titled: "Princess of the Sun". Focused on Applejack as the new Princess of the Sun, and Rarity has taken the place of Luna as the Princess of the Moon. I'm hoping to keep it short, (relatively) and release it as a completed work. Right now it is @ 2,000+ words, (seven pages), and I'm not even at the halfway mark. Its quality is (I hope) better than what I have been doing currently, but it is my goal to raise the quality of all

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Jun
15th
2014

The Abduction of Luna revision. · 12:54am Jun 15th, 2014

No new chapter yet, but I did the re-write of chapter one and reformatted the entire story. Let me know if you like the blocked look over the indents I had before. Chapter four will follow shortly, now that I no longer have to worry that Tiara (Silver Chalice) will be contradicting elements of the story already written.

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May
29th
2014

The Red Strokes · 11:01pm May 29th, 2014

Recently re-heard the song: "The Red Strokes" by, Garth Brooks.
Maybe it was because I was a little sleepy, (first song played on my alarm clock that morning) or maybe it was just matching my mood a bit, but I was finding myself emotionally drawn in and affected by the poetic lyrics. I could do little more at that moment than lie there, mesmerized by the emotions and the scenes evoked by that song.

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May
23rd
2014

The Abduction of Luna · 11:01pm May 23rd, 2014

Oh great! I just had an amazing idea that is going to force me to re-write the first chapter of this story! My new idea mainly concerns the origin of Tiara and her motivation, and I think it provides a more realistic means for how she infiltrates the Palace, (which I intentionally left vague).

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May
10th
2014

Epiphany · 7:59pm May 10th, 2014

So, I just experienced the discomforting realization that every story I have posted thus far, is no better than a (merde) first draft.

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May
6th
2014

Has this ever happened to you? · 10:48pm May 6th, 2014

So there I am, typing along, fleshing out the story-line I have in my head. (I've never done a story outline. I should probably research that.) Everything seems to be going fine, until... What did that character just say? Oh [nuts]! I have no idea how to answer that! I'm a guy! And this requires a woman's response! WTF am I going to say?

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Apr
15th
2014

Computer Meltdown... · 11:40pm Apr 15th, 2014

Nothing worse that firing up the ol' humming picture box and discovering, to my horror, that it doesn't recognize me.
What?! (panic/disbelief) Is it a prank? (hope) Restart and receive the same error. Repeat until all hope is lost. (sigh/begin grieving) My computer has Alzheimer's. Time to take it to the magicians at Best Buy... and begin waiting...for one full week to find out it's not ready yet... Pick it up Monday...

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