I'm a lazy guy that has too many aspirations to keep up with.
“I hate alternate timelines. They make for messy bookkeeping.” —Squishydodo, Black-ops Elf, Sluggy Freelance
"Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal has dared to dream before." - Edgar Allen Poe
I've never read this much before I started reading pony fics.