I can't believe this name wasn't taken.

I don't know what you're talking about, I've always looked like this.

Something-something horse narrations.

Hug your nearest alicorn.

Many years ago, on my very first day on Earth, I was born. Two decades later I celebrated my twentieth birthday, and then I had a glass of water.

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

I do be writing. You do be reading

I like guns, Resident evil, Story of the Blanks, Them's Fightin' Herds and Ruby is the best damn mare in all of Equestria. I mostly write HiE fanfiction, so come and take a peek!

Ponies actually like my writing?! I am happy :D (He/Him)