Everything was perfect. I cannot even start, and I am reduced to making noises of general surprise and jubilance. The best Worst Pony became the worst Best Pony. It was all I ever wanted and so much more.

Because job stuff.

Updates for most of my stories are coming, though. Actually, the image below could really be used to describe the more well-liked things I have written, which is funny to me. I didn't know a running theme I would continually repeat as a writer would be writing self-centered, entitled female protagonists with mommy issues and possible mental problems, but I guess that's just how it works.

Look at this filly. Giving me a look of such disgust.

Ah, well, it had to be done.

After some careful deliberation, I have decided to revise much of it. Nothing important will be changed, but hopefully I can snag most of the grammer issues that are in the first dozen or so chapters. And the chapters after that. And so on. Hence, the slight delay for the currant one.

It still is planned. Expect it by...the end of the next month?

Derby season is here. Woo.

Till then, enjoy the music.

According to the handy little Referral chart, Ever Watchful somehow ended up on Equestria Daily. Arn't you supposed to, like, send a fic in for it's updates to be registered in it's little F:E list thing? Also, who actually sent it there?

To prove it, the first half of a EW chapter is going up, as in it's about a thousand words or so. Consider the next part the sweetish part of a generally sour day in a aquarium.

Also, Knighty has faux-resigned. Eh.

What is this? No, really, what? Where are my total views and crap? Why has the rating bar become weird and numberless? Why did it take me five minutes to tell where my email was? Why can I not update my story?

Gah.