obsessive yandere wizard twi has me in a deathgrip

Writer, vocalist. Originally had a little story to tell. Over a hundred chapters later, still going strong.

Howdy, I’m Burt.

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

Hug your nearest alicorn.

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

I also write stories at http://forum.spacebattles.com

Just trying to be better.