Author of the "Everyday Life With Guardsmares" greentext in the Royal Guard Mare General thread on /mlp/ and the "Red-Hot Rebound" story from /tg/

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

I'm many former things.

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

Now witness the power of this filly armed and operational battlestation.

Feel free to send me a ko-fi!

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

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"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Welcome to main page readers! my name is Floral Essence (aka NinjaMare), and here you will find mostly HiE fics, among other kinds of fics. hopefully you all enjoy what I have to offer.

Just another writer.

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

I am a man of logic and should not be taken seriously.

I write horsewords for RGRE

I am a rockstar!

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

I mostly edit things, and write things when my muse beats me enough.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

Walk, don't run. Unless you're late for the bus.

Writing wrongs.

I mainly write smut and some occasional PG-13 stuff.

"More content soon™" -said before disappearing for months

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

Writer. What else do you need to know?

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

I write weird stuff.

God created man; now it is man's turn to create works of art.

Someone Wise Once Told Me To Write What's In My Heart So - Blood, Valves And Cholesterol.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

(This user is now Inactive) - Love, Flutterpriest and Petrichord

My hobbies include yelling at my microwave, having an existential crisis, and video games.

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

I'm just a human being who likes human things. I also like complaining that the bus is late.

Too much to write; too little time

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

I write commissions and sometimes write stuff I come up with too. Nuff said.