world's fastest Brony (verified) · 11:11pm April 13th
I ran yesterday a 60 meters time of 7.01 seconds... Someone I know from a Discord server and I did make research and confirmed that I'm the fastest Brony alive despite my time being manually timed... but the crazy thing is...
I RAN THIS INTO A HEADWIND!!!! A FRICKING HEADWIND!!!!! I COULD HAVE BROKEN THE 7 SECOND BARRIER IF IT WASN'T FOR THE WIND!!!!
I don't share my birthday with Usain Bolt without a reason you know xD