I have a cold right now and I sound like shit.
I feel like recording a story reading.
What would be funny for me to read?

This was a useless blog post.
You have just wasted your time.

Hey everybody. So, that April Fool's blog post was in rather poor taste. To anyone who fell for it, I apologize. It looks like I got my comeuppance already.

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In this year alone, two thousand and thirteen, over two hundred transgender people were killed simply for being who they are. These acts of barbarism took place throughout the world, but in no way was my own country, the United States of America, soft on transgenderism. We did our fair share to ensure that none of them are allowed to feel safe and secure in a country where we brag about how much freedom we have.

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Coming soon into an unnecessary princesshood near you:

I present to you the greatest OC of our time: GiggleSnort.

be happy.

Or I cut you.

I'm excited, so I'll keep this short. Today, I'm officially 24.

Oh, and my first story is currently under judgment.

Woo!

"The Doctor" is one of, if not THE most annoying memes in ponydom. There's nothing clever or interesting about it. The entire crux of the character is "hur hur, I reckernize him from that thar tee vee." There are no jokes; only a simian grunt of recognition.

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...because apparently his real name is Judas Iscariot.