The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

"I love deadlines! I like the whooshing noise they make as they fly by." -Douglas Adams

26 M | one sharky boi | Discord Server if you wanna chat

Walk, don't run. Unless you're late for the bus.

Too much to write; too little time

I like writing about the worst day of a character's life; it lets us see the mettle inside. (Pronouns: RB/20 )

I am a self proclaimed horror and dark fantasy fic writer. You want darkness, death, and despair? You've come to the right place. Also an eternal Twilight Sparkle and avid Lovecraft fan.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Architect of Old Kingdom Artifacts.

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

"I haven't seen a bigger waste of talent since Dan Marino." -Lucky Seven; Want to support me?

This is fiction. But it is based...

Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.

who me

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

Exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical.

Done.

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

A phantom of shadows and darkness that wander this site in search of Spike fanfics. May the darkness be with you.

What a beautiful Sunset.

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

And so I sit, alone with the dark and the quiet, treading the secret corridors of my mind & soul and always discovering the oddest things. . . .

deactived, thanks for hanging around.

Retired, but I still check in.

Call me Gryph for short, if you like. In-case the avatar, the name, and the themes of my stories didn't make it apparent; big Gryphon fan here.

I read it for the Plot.

Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

Just a fan of the show. Wouldn't call myself a brony, but I like it enough to write about it.

I'm a guy who gets bored at work and writes about ponies. Sometimes it's clop, sometimes it's action and adventure. Hopefully I'm not terrible at it. Rarity is best pone.

Moose lips sink ships!