Clop is proof that God wants us to be happy.

I write pony words. Millions of them. Some people actually think they might be worth reading. I am very thankful for that. Also, I have a Patreon now?

Writer for fun, I like to think I do well. Feel free to message any love/hate/suggestions. Hope you enjoy.

space is a waste

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

Writer/Developer for the official MLP trading cards and collectible card game, EQD columnist, retired founding staff of BronyCon and the Humble Brony Bundle, and generally an okay sorta guy!

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

The High Pope of Antagonistic Advocacy

My very first (self-published) book can be found on Amazon Kindle for 5 or 12 paperback! If you love dragons, give it a look! https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CSM7QQ2M

Yes.

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

Writer and Drawfag for AiE and FPG. I'm a rapist.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

I am Matthais Unidostres, I'm a Christian and I love FanFiction!

Hai everypony! I'm a girl who loves ponies and writing! And I think that's pretty easy to add up why I'm here. :P

I have Rainbow Dash's head. Give me monies or you'll never see it again. Except in the photos I send you of me molesting it with my futa parts.

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

Sometimes I draw things. http://theanswerisduh.deviantart.com/

I'm not a pony, but I sure act like one.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

How can I be home and still feel out of place.

ru771an fanfiction/fimificatios

Your power does not make you right, your righteousness does not make you infallible.

Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln

Because all these words ain't gonna horse themselves.

Writer, Gamer, Dreamer, RV Salesman.