Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I'm a guy. I like My Little Pony. I don't like to talk about myself. Let's leave it at that.

Behold! I bring you the written word! ...That is all.

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I write like once a year.

Your friendly neighborhood mechanic / fanfic writer. Don't worry, I'm good at both! :D

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt

I like ponies

I try to tell the stories others tell better than me.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Just another face in the crowd.