I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Welcome back to the cum zone

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

"Cathredral bells struck by lightning, and in the clamour, hear their name." — Aragon

I write fetish clopfics and other things. Commissions: Not Open, working on existing commissions.

Insanity is just creativity to the nth degree.

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Writer of kinky horse words, and less kinky comments that can be longer than some entire fics.

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I am the lucid dream

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

haha rainbow machine go brrr

I do be writing. You do be reading

I'm a science-fiction and fantasy buff, creator of the Chakat Universe, and now dabbling in the MLP:FiM universe. I love a good story!

A most gracious of hosts in the garden gazebo.