Total Meatbag Death | Stories | Matrix

Hug your nearest alicorn.

I exist and am not a native English speaker

I do be writing. You do be reading

Using interrobangs for good and evil.

Hello everyone! I'm a Anime lover, an avid gamer. Kinda a crappy writter but eh im trying

Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.

My only aim, is to entertain!

Literally dead inside and out, but that's okay.

"Only the most subtle of references." -No fanfiction writer ever

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

My passions consume me https://ko-fi.com/crimsonwolf360 or https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4398966 if you wish to help them consume me further. Also I have a discord now https://discord.gg/BvKqTMEnjN

Getting my ass kicked one day at a time.

I am a master of self-inserts and self proclaimed lover of Rainbow Dash, I'm also cringe as fu-

I tend to more focalize on worldbuilding rather than proper storytelling, though I try to weave something adequate. Écrire c'est mon Violon d'Ingres.

Long time lurker, eternal critic. Mostly harmless.

Why are you here?

Crown-Prince of the ancient Bicorn Imperium

I like writing, plain and simple. I've been doing it for at least ten years, and I love sharing my work with others. Mostly clopfics here, but some other stuff too.

Just a simple reader trying to be a writer.

"Philosophy; it's like breaking the fourth wall, but in real life." - Mr.Stargazer

Oh my Gosh, I can add Emojies? 🐵🙈🙉🙊🐒 Kofi

Took a rather long Hiatus from FimFiction writing, but I'm back now, hopefully a bit more reliability

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

Vini, Vidi, Volume Enim Mansi. (Translation: I came, I saw, I stayed for the stories.)

You think my weapons make me dangerous? Good, keep thinking that.

Want more? Head on over to patreon, or subscribestar. Or join my discord https://discord.gg/m2wZEKpcwu

“SCOTTLAND FOREVER!” -SCP 9999

Time to make some good horse words. (Patreon)

Too much to write; too little time

The world of fantasy is where I feel at home, where I can write whatever I want and not feel judged by the world

Hugh Janus, son of Anass Rhammar

FREE PALESTINE

Why do I write? Because it's fun! :D

They were all in love with 'Shy and they were drinkin' from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche comin' down the mountain.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

"You think you know me..."

A lovable goofball who delights in spreading positive vibes and writing stories. =3 (AKA Orangie1984 of Derpibooru!)