Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.

Blog author for Equestria Daily and writer of fiction that may or may not include marshmallow ponies.

I write stories, I hope I'm getting better as I go. Watch out for unfortunate go time and Home Alone, not my best works.

I'm twenty-one year old asshole with grammar skill of a brain dead monkey....Lets be friends.