Fanfic Reader, Voice Actor, Narrator, and Artist

"I still can't wait to lose my virginity conquering Poland with Goldenwing." - /mlp/

I am the Knackerman. Most of my writing deals with horror, suspense, and tragedy. And yes, there will be gore.

Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, make MLP audio books, apparently.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.