...seriously...

...there are a few good episodes in Season 1, but comparing season 1 to season 2 is like going from Disney Junior to Disney XD.

There are three simple facts one learns upon entering Ponyville:

One, you will know everyone after two weeks of staying there, no exceptions.

Two, within your first month, you will have experienced at least one major upheaval of the status quo.

Three, though everyone tells you not to enter the Everfree Forest, you probably will anyways.

Exactly why ponies enter the Everfree despite their preconceived notions about the place is, for the most part, unknown.

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I have bought printed copies of:

The Celestia Code - iisaw
The Luna Cypher - iisaw
The Twilight Enigma - iisaw
Memoirs of a Royal Guard - Anzel
Past Sins - Pen Stroke

That's a little over 2000 pages of published and printed fanfiction.

The problem? They're all actually decent literature (I understand the hate of "Past Sins"; I don't really care because the writing is good) and I kind of want more.

Me:
Brain:
Me:
Brain: ...
Me:
Brain:
Me:
Brain: ... It's not very far, just move your little rump / you can get there if you try with a --
Me: SHUT UUUUUUUUUP!!! I haven't heard that in a year, why bring it up now!?

HOLY **** THIS IS AWESOME. LIKE, MAKES ME HAVE GOOSEBUMPS AWESOME.

Build-a-Bear Big Macintosh.

...can't move out, mom hates series, online order brings suspicion, hair looks too much like Elvis...

When you're trying to put up a good front but you're slowly starting to crack.

EDIT: Different video. :)

I've written three poems in a week.

That is an unusual pace for me; I'm not normally a poet, I just have sparks every once in a while. 0.o

Non-pony, sadly.

I wrote about 45k words of a gothic horror/ghost story/romance and suddenly stopped; nothing came to me even though I had an outline available. It's been sitting around for a few months and I decided to open it up and read it again.

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