I'm that one kid that made the infamous fanfic and gets called an asshole because other people are hypocrites.

i think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down

I'm David, and I'm a Man of 1000 monologues.

I am pleased I joined here and hope to rp on YM with someone.

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?

Buy me a drink first.