Tell me I'm wrong, baby.

*blushes*

My darling, I compare you to a mare among Pharaoh’s chariots. Your cheeks are lovely with ornaments, your neck with strings of jewels.

Pony got those Apple Bottoms jeans, jeans! Boots with the fur - with the fur!

Just trying to be better.

Rarity, a splendid art | pronouns

Hysterical. Glacial.

This is where my filth goes

Small steps. Commissions are closed for the moment. Just working through my queue.

Write what you like, and like what you write.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

I hope you have a good day, every single day.

A Warning to Others

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Never satisfied with his own work, but hopes to bring satisfaction to others.

Specimen of Maximum Nerd.

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Master of certain tangible things, writer, mandalorian. Commission Info

The world's greatest... eh... I'll get to it later.

Writer of many kinks. And if you like futa, whooooo boy are you in for a treat. http://www.patreon.com/Drace

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"