Er, hi all.

Sorry for being inactive as fuck.
Life is like that, what with uni and all.

Good news: Fic I started back in august is pretty much done. Will be up soon. Day or so at most.

Sorry about the wait.

WARNING. ENGLISH LAW BELOW
(and season 4 spoilers. That too.)

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In case you didn't get that, there are going to be some spoilers.

TURN BACK NOW

So, I was floating around Derpibooru and I found this:

"Wonder how they are gonna spin this. "

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Check this out.
Or this:

Read the bottom:
First round
Wilhelm_II Vs Vargras.
Second round:
Wilhelm_II Vs Silverness.

... The hell just happened?


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I AM YOUR GOD NOW
BRING ME YOUR PONIES.

When I was just a crazy I found it rather hazy
To see how many other users I could meet
I had my fics to read, didn't know that I would ever need
Other users to make my life complete
But there was one guy that I cared for
I knew he would be there for me
Datdamnface, Insane best friend forever
Like 2 nuts in a shell, we did everything together
He taught me how to write a fic
(Best friend forever)
We were both fic
(We did everything together)
We shared our hopes, we shared our pain

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So...
I'm a changeling now?

TAKE THAT DATDAMNFACE

I got perm-banned from chat and I'm a changeling drone.

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What the title says.
Good News!
Now I can focus on writing!

Also:

WATCH THE EPISODE!
My reaction.

What should have happened.

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For new owners:

>This is an informative guide to choosing your sorry stick
>While in a perfect world we wouldn't need to punish our fluffy ponies, it is sometimes unavoidable
>Hopefully this will help you make an educated choice
>When picking out a sorry stick your first thought should be: what kind of fluffy pony do I own?
>While all ponies are delicate some a more so than others!
>Earth fluffies are the hardiest, so you should go for hollow metal or light wood

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The following was taken from the notes of employee #1453562

>You've heard a lot about fluffy owners using electric shocks to erase their fluffy's short-term memories.
>Most commonly this is done after having limbs amputated, especially when the fluffy fails to perk up again after a day or three.
>For a short time after the shock, the fluffy becomes highly suggestible, and the owner has the chance to re-write the fluffy's mind to an extent.

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