I'm a robot pony

Write what you like, and like what you write.

I've been trying to get off this ride for a quarter of my life.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.