Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.

On the Sliding Scale Of Cynicism Vs. Idealism, I like to think of myself as being idyllically cynical. (Patreon, Ko-Fi.)

Only mostly dead.

Hi! I'm friendly, even if I don't speak. I just like to hide behind my stories, which I hope will be many. They're more interesting than me, anyway. Give 'em a try!

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

A groovy mystery, gang.

okay now kiss!

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

loves tiaras.

I type stories using my hands