Vignette Valencia is the worst person Wallflower Blush has ever met. She's vain, petty, materialistic. She's the kind of person that shouldn't exist outside of horror stories about social media influencers.
She's also easier to talk to than anyone else.
Struggling with conversation at the best of times, Wallflower finds Vignette's existence so baffling that it's impossible for her to be uncomfortable around her.
Winner of a committee prize in the 2022 Crackship Contest.
Huge thanks to VoxArachne for editing and prereading.