Enjizzle, my nizzles

Wat.

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All of my Habbo pets are dead.
So are all my Neopets.
I fucking quit.

Ask Me Anything.

Now.

I'm bored and I need something to take my mind off of growing pains.

DaemoN67 has apparently commited suicide. I'm lost for words.

My new fic, Sliverfish's Selection of Shoddy Short Stories has failed moderation twice in the past 12 hours, for the same reason:
Your description is not adequate enough, it needs to be a synopsis.

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"HOLY SHIT TWO BLOG POSTS IN ONE HOUR GODDAMN SLIVER"

First up, Kate Middleton has given birth to a boy. Since William is a full member of the royal family and Kate is a "commoner", does that mean the kid is a half-blood?

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>be me
>wake up in the morning feeling not like P Diddy, but like Winehouse
>decide to go onto iPad
>charger cord catches on a glass
>glass falls
>glass breaks
>glass all over the floor
>fuck me right
>cats keep trying to go into my room and eat the glass
>scare them off

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I was talking to Chuckward (Rest In Piss) on Xbox Live and he gave me a story idea he was planning on using. Twilight becomes Equestria's newest pimp and proceeds to pimp slap everyone.

It will be one of (if not) the first chapters in my upcoming mega-fic, Sliverfish's Selection of Shitty Short Stories.

HOLYSHITNUGGETSI'MAUTHOROFTHEWEAK

To celebrate, me and Regidar will be collabing, hopefully in the next week or so (we were meant to start last week, but we are the kings of procrastination) on some stuff for my newest project, Sliverfish's Selection Of Shitty Short Stories.