"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

6 Months after the series finale was a hell of a time to start writing fanfics

None o' your damn beezneez~ (The super secret clop account of DerpyDitzyDerpyDo, shhhhhhh)

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

A pony with too much time on his hooves and too much plot to work with, in more ways than one. Porn Pope (TM). Also on FA!

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

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