If you like feeling awful, you've come to the right place.
One day my heart felt heavy so I set it down. Then I lost it, someone stole it because it was made of gold. Yours looks heavy, can I borrow a piece? I'll return it when I find mine.
I make fanfiction sometimes. Just call me 'Talentless'.
Life is just a coincidence, that's what Mother Nature and Auntie Evolution taught us.
Because "fantasy erotica" sounds better than "cartoon horse porn."