Alright, it's 3:36 AM, I have work in three hours, and I just had to do something very awkward and embarrassing for the first (and hopefully last) time in my life. No, it wasn't that. Or that, geez.

You disgust me.

I'm kidding, please love me.

Boy, this is the perfect time to write a blog, wouldn't you say?

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Soooooooooooo........

Hi there.

I haven't really... done anything recently. Like... at all. Even though I promised I would. I broke my promise.

And I'm sorry.

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Hey everyone! I've really been churning these blogs out lately. Seriously, 25% of all my blogs were made in the last week. That's not what I'm here to talk about today, though.

First, an update for all the new favorites TEAT has received (that's never going to not sound awkward, is it?):

TheWannaBeWriter

ShadowLight551

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Hello to everyone who came here from TEAT (Yes, that really is the abbreviation. I assure you, it was completely by accident.).

Last night, in the very first hours of this story's existence, something incredible happened. It made the popular stories list!

Yup, there I am, nestled in amongst the incest and anthro clop fics!

Okay, sappy times inbound.

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So I had an idea one day. What if My Little Pony the show ended... but Twilight didn't? What if the world suddenly ceased around her, trapping her in a frozen snapshot of Equestria's final moment? What if she were forced to roam an unmoving landscape for all eternity?

...What if she decided to have a little fun with it?

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My birthday was a few days ago. I'm twenty (20/XX/2x10/2014-1994) years old now.

Woohoo, or something. I guess. I dunno.

HEY ABOUT THOSE STORIES WHAT I SAID I WOULD UPDATE AND NEVER DID HOW ABOUT THOSE!!!!

...What about them? I'll update them. Eventually. But maybe no-

SEE YA NEXT TIME!

Seven followers.

Seven.

As in, 1+1+1+1+1+1+1=7.

...Whaaaaat? I'm pretty sure that's an error... maybe I should email the admins.

Anyways, you probably aren't looking for an update on what I've been up to, so here's an update on what I've been up to and what you can expect in the future... with pictures! Hooray!

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It's a romance story!

-First, let me point a great big finger at Crowne Prince, the artist of that amazing cover art! You probably know her from her YouTube channel--(s)he's the animator behind Pony High. If you don't... well, now you do, and your life is now complete!

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At the time of writing this post, I have three watchers, one of whom has joined recently, I'm assuming because I mentioned that I only had two watchers (Scratch that, it's because I'm one of his pre-readers now, or something. In related news, hello Admiral! I saw his 50 questions and decided to do my own. Peer pressure ftw!). I can only hope to say the same when all is said and done.

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FIRST AND FOREMOST: No, this story is not a parody of the Stephen King novel The Shining. The title is a convenient horror/tragedy reference, but that’s as far as it goes.

The golden toilet is real! In fact, there’s a working bathroom called the “Hall of Gold” in Hong Kong. Check this place out: http://home.howstuffworks.com/most-expensive-toilet-in-world.htm. Incredible, right?

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